James Bones Meddock
National Valet Service
North Hollywood, California
James Meddock, born James David McAllister Grishom in Orange County, CA, is an American actor, columnist, and realtor. An alumnus of Phi Kappa Tortuga and the Charpalle Institution for the Fashionably Loud, he is best known for his flatulence.
When the going gets tough
And the stomach acids flow
The cold wind of conformity
Is nipping at your nose
When some trendy new atrocity
Has brought you to your knees
Come with us we'll sail the
Seas of Cheese